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"The times, they are a changin'.
The clocks have jumped forward an hour.
The shadows lengthen later each evening and the birds have been swallowing Strepsils to sing again after the bleakness of the winter months.
And, hold on a moment. What's this?!
The Bear awakening from hibernation and threatening to write a new chronicle?!!!
Fans of the Bear will drool at the news. Those who are not yet acquainted with him should lock the children in the cellar, pull down the blinds, unplug the phone and become acquainted with his acerbic wit and dry observation from these pages.
Tomorrow we see Newcastle take on the omnipresent Man United, and Bear will be there. Promising us a famous Bear chronicle in the next week or so. You heard it here first."
Yeah folks, the Bear gets on a plane tonight for Shay-Given.com and will be giving us the inside story as soon as possible. Your's exclusively at Shay-Given.com
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